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1. Everyone older than you is either your auntie or your uncle.

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We are not even related.

2. What every grade means:

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The struggle.

3. Every Saturday morning is environmental sanitation.

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Ugh! The worst.

4. When you want to call any of your older siblings you have to start with “Brother” or “Sister”

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Why na?

5. When you see an adult sweeping you have 3 seconds to run and collect that broom from them.

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Hay God!

6. Your left hand is for you, your right hand is the only hand that matters.

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What did the hand do to you people?

7. When your parents call you, the answer is never ever “what?”

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“YES MA!”

8. The Morning Fresh is never finished, just add water.

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Don’t waste money.

9. University and Religion are NOT optional.

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Unless you want to go and live under the bridge.

10. You can’t date until you’re married.

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See wahala.

11. When your parents are angry every question they ask is rhetorical.

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Just keep quiet.

12. If you don’t want rice then you’re not hungry.

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Na wa.

13. Your career options:

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– Zikoko